thedavesofourlives:

thesparkofourlives:

thedavesofourlives:

lostforasecond:

thedavesofourlives:

DONT EVER TRY TO ERASE WITH SMENCIL ERASERS WHAT THE FUCK

number 2 is wrong it should be 1/r

shit son you’re right

i guess you’re gonna have to erase that

FUCK

Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT.

I give a fuck, nevermore.

merely a bro, nothing more.

#suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping #rapping at my chamber door

Quoth the raven, “Swag galore”

#edgar allan bro

(Source: venusaurphobia)

dude-thats-my-ghost:

dude-thats-my-ghost:

THERE WAS A PLASTIC BAG FLOATING IN THE AIR AS WE DROVE BY AND I WHISPERED TO MY MOM “do u ever feel like a plastic bag” AND WE ALMOST CRASHED THOSE WOULDVE BEEN MY LAST WORDS

I COULDVE DIED STOP

— it's raining tacos: superlockedhogwartianinthetardis: platinumbootyreportingforduty: HEY...

internetkilledmylife:

danalmostcaughtonfire:

gangbangs:

i cnat bREA THGE

THATS SMOOTH AS SHIT I HAVE TO USE THAT SOMETIME

I literally asked everyone I saw “there’s 21 letters in the alphabet right?” And they all said “yes”

harrypottersmum:

When people say they don’t like to think of their OTP having sex it makes me feel like a seedy pervert cause that’s what i spend 80% of the time thinking about. 

I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone in the history of ever saying this about their OTP…

kankris-anime-eyes:

carcinogencatnip:

seerofsarcasm:

tavkarezi:

hardrocker37:

A customer walked up to me the other day and said “Tell me what’s wrong with this.” It took me a second, and now every time I walk past it the sign just pisses me off.

i… don’t get it?

Hahaha oh my god

BUT HWY IS HE BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUE

it says “tuesday, march 12nd” you fuckers

bellah-doesnt-know:

I thought this was going to be a dirty joke then it was better

(Source: tatermo)

— ART HELP:

biifurcatedcoder:

shadow-pony:

corporalbutts:

Cutting to the chase I am doing a project for my art class that requires me to do a piece that is 60ftx1ft long.

60 feet is a HUGE size.

Long story short, I need your URLs, and if you reblog/like this post I will write your URL down on my piece.

I NEED 60 FEET OF URLS AND I HAVE SMALL HANDWRITING. PLEASE REBLOG FOR ONE REASON, AND ONE REASON ONLY:

I wanna see the finished piece

Diitto

Me too.

lovelydestiel:

Things that say a lot about people:

• the way which they treat the waiter/waitress
• how they feel about the weather
• whether they dog ear pages or highlight in books 
• fingernails 
• and hands in general
• their preferred creative outlet
• how much they dread/enjoy talking on the phone
• whether or not they drink coffee
• if they ever forget to eat
• how honest they are with themselves (and others)
• if they correct your grammar
• how they treat their parents 

• if their eyes turn black when you say cristo

(Source: younghabitats)